Friday, May 24, 2013
beautifulamata:

Spidey is back
And gives no fucks

beautifulamata:

Spidey is back

And gives no fucks

Thursday, May 23, 2013

hatastrophejones:

Because Charlie Brooker.

Hey kid, what’s going on, want to check out my pit of souls?

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Yeah, those souls sure are way deep down in that pit there huh?

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Or… not? Get your hands out of my soul pit.

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Okay, I’ll admit that’s apparently some impressive reach…

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Like, really impressive reach….

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EVERY TIME I WATCH HERCULES I DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS SCENE

(Source: coelasquid)

poopner:

spacestepmom:

P sure I was going somewhere with this
not sure where but yeah.
I love these two :((((


thank u so much

poopner:

spacestepmom:

P sure I was going somewhere with this

not sure where but yeah.

I love these two :((((

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thank u so much

(Source: ruf1ohn1tram)

Wednesday, May 22, 2013
  • me: oh man I really love this character
  • me: I just want to see them get tortured and be miserable
  • me: and take a trillion dicks
scriveners:

itsvondell:

scriveners:

Okay say it with me;
Marty McFly travels 30 years into the future from 1985 arriving in…2015! October 21st to be precise.


nah its today

Sure thing, Vondell. My mistake?

Everyone gets reblogged by Vondell but ME :(

scriveners:

itsvondell:

scriveners:

Okay say it with me;

Marty McFly travels 30 years into the future from 1985 arriving in…2015! October 21st to be precise.

nah its today

Sure thing, Vondell. My mistake?

Everyone gets reblogged by Vondell but ME :(

(Source: martymcflyarrivestoday)

fishingboatproceeds:

bbc-bestbromancecompany:

Nerdfighter Benedict? Or just failed Vulcan?

As far as I can tell, there are eight possibilities here. (I’ve spent a fair bit of time thinking about this.)
1. Benedict Cumberbatch is a hardcore nerdfighter and when Martin Freeman threw up a gang sign, Cumberbatch was like, “I have one of those.”
2. Cumberbatch, who obviously has a relationship with Star Trek, just naturally adapted the Vulcan sign (pulling in the thumbs, turning the palms inward, crossing the arms) in precisely the same way that I happened to adapt the Vulcan sign when I first made the nerdfighter sign in the halcyon days of 2007.
3. One of the interns on set who has gained the trust of Benedict Cumberbatch was like, “If you do your hands like this, the Internet will get really excited.” And so he did.
4. BBC, in their infinite wisdom, staged the entire photo and Cumberbatch was taught the nerdfighter sign (I MEAN LOOK AT THE PERFECTION OF HIS NERDFIGHTER SIGN! He seems so comfortable and confident in it, almost as if it is muscle memory, almost as if he has flashed it to his laptop screen on hundreds of occasions in the past, but I digress) and this photograph was staged to get people psyched for Sherlock, although what tiny segment of nerdfighteria is not already psyched for Sherlock? Also, if this is the case, who is Martin Freeman trying to advertise to? Residents of the West Side?
5. Benedict Cumberbatch has a relative or a friend who is a nerdfighter and so he is passingly familiar with nerdfighteria and liked what he has seen and wanted to make us all very happy.
6. The nerdfighter sign also happens to be the hand sign of some obscure English gang with which I am unfamiliar called like The East London Wanderers or The Slightly Intimidating Liverpudlians or whatever.
7. Nerdfighteria actually figures in the plot of the new season of Sherlock. Perhaps a nerdfighter has been (wrongly no doubt!) accused of a murder.
8. Benedict Cumberbatch was playing some kind of British version of Rock Paper Scissors against two invisible opponents, and he went double scissors (as any smart person would).

fishingboatproceeds:

bbc-bestbromancecompany:

Nerdfighter Benedict? Or just failed Vulcan?

As far as I can tell, there are eight possibilities here. (I’ve spent a fair bit of time thinking about this.)

1. Benedict Cumberbatch is a hardcore nerdfighter and when Martin Freeman threw up a gang sign, Cumberbatch was like, “I have one of those.”

2. Cumberbatch, who obviously has a relationship with Star Trek, just naturally adapted the Vulcan sign (pulling in the thumbs, turning the palms inward, crossing the arms) in precisely the same way that I happened to adapt the Vulcan sign when I first made the nerdfighter sign in the halcyon days of 2007.

3. One of the interns on set who has gained the trust of Benedict Cumberbatch was like, “If you do your hands like this, the Internet will get really excited.” And so he did.

4. BBC, in their infinite wisdom, staged the entire photo and Cumberbatch was taught the nerdfighter sign (I MEAN LOOK AT THE PERFECTION OF HIS NERDFIGHTER SIGN! He seems so comfortable and confident in it, almost as if it is muscle memory, almost as if he has flashed it to his laptop screen on hundreds of occasions in the past, but I digress) and this photograph was staged to get people psyched for Sherlock, although what tiny segment of nerdfighteria is not already psyched for Sherlock? Also, if this is the case, who is Martin Freeman trying to advertise to? Residents of the West Side?

5. Benedict Cumberbatch has a relative or a friend who is a nerdfighter and so he is passingly familiar with nerdfighteria and liked what he has seen and wanted to make us all very happy.

6. The nerdfighter sign also happens to be the hand sign of some obscure English gang with which I am unfamiliar called like The East London Wanderers or The Slightly Intimidating Liverpudlians or whatever.

7. Nerdfighteria actually figures in the plot of the new season of Sherlock. Perhaps a nerdfighter has been (wrongly no doubt!) accused of a murder.

8. Benedict Cumberbatch was playing some kind of British version of Rock Paper Scissors against two invisible opponents, and he went double scissors (as any smart person would).

Tuesday, May 21, 2013

sydneythesignificant:

if you think wearing thigh high stockings will solve all of your problems and make you attractive

you

are

right

fatkidinmath:

kazoothekid:

earljrsmith:

Google only has about .04 of the entire internet indexed. Let that sink in

What. What the fuck. WHERE IS THE REST OF THE INTERNET.

NOBODY FUCKING KNOWS OMG

Around 0.04% of the internet is indexed by Google. However, this is because Google doesn’t index pages which need special permissions to access usually; things like your emails, your account settings pages, etc. It can only index what it can find, which is a tad restricted. Ignoring private pages, Google apparently covers around 80%

We’ve had dogs in Call of Duty before, but never like this. I can’t believe this sentence was uttered (via voiceofwind)

pinkgeneriszepptull:

Pink Floyd - The Dark Side Of The Moon.

(Source: the-greatgig-inthesky)

Monday, May 20, 2013

I refuse to identify as male or female any more

My gender from now on is

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(Source: whedonversegifs)

There are 108,000,000 blogs on Tumblr

Tumblr is worth $1,100,000,000 apparently

~calculating~

Your blog is worth $10.19, or £6.71